February 2012
Feb 29th
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er i was napping earlier and when i woke up i realised i’d been dribbling.. but because i had my head to the side it had all gone in my ear. i was literally sick
Feb 28th
Is the last person you kissed a virgin? nolol Describe how you feel right now? am happy Who was the last person you hugged? luke Anything you’re looking forward to? 4 months and i’ll have (finally) finished sixth form. for those who don’t know i stayed an extra year to boost my grades which i kiinda regret  Do you currently have a hickey? ew What’s better, amazing eyes or smile?...
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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toocooltobehipster: toocooltobehipster: omg this will never not be funny
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
Feb 27th
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people who get really upset watching nature documentaries because a zebra dies but have no problem eating meat that’s had a much worse life and more cruel death than the poor zebra, don’t speak to me 
Feb 27th
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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my dad is the biggest wanker i know.
i will fucking punch him in the face next time
Feb 27th
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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had such a good night last night
apart from getting pulled by the biggest wanker of a police man ever (i’m not anti police but this guy was such a dick) who made us all have interviews, and searched the van because he said he could smell cannabis. the two women that came to search us agreed that they couldn’t smell it either, so now i have a nice little form “front passenger seat - smell of cannabis”. but...
Feb 26th
i feel so lucky to have the most beautiful dog on...
how can something be so cute?! 
Feb 25th
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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i get so angry when i hear christians thanking god for shit that they actually earned themselves, or that was created by man. i can’t think of a way to construct this argument without sounding like i’m one of those athiests who uses the “if god existz den y du ppl dy?” argument but hopefully you know what i mean?
Feb 23rd
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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just about to roll a joint and crack on with some...
my (VERY anti-drugs) grandad shows up if i don’t finish this assignment for tomorrow it’s all his fault :(
Feb 20th
Feb 19th
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weed and a pint of orange juice
im happy again now
Feb 19th
Feb 19th
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the most boring rant about the most common problem
in a seriously bad mood. feel like it’s all going tits up again and the only person i’ve got is luke (who of course i am very grateful for) but i’ve not seen any of my girl friends in so long, any effort to try and do so is wasted. i know it’s the most cliche thing in the world but i am sick of always being the one trying to make an effort with people. i don’t mean...
Feb 19th
Feb 19th
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stressed as a mother fuckaA
gunna be in £1000 debt within 2 months
Feb 19th
Feb 19th
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why does 'lights' keep creeping back onto my dash?
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Feb 19th
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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sticking postage stamps on my nipples
P-A-R-T-WHY? COS WE GOT 2
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th