February 2012
er i was napping earlier and when i woke up i realised i’d been dribbling.. but because i had my head to the side it had all gone in my ear. i was literally sick
Is the last person you kissed a virgin? nolol
Describe how you feel right now? am happy
Who was the last person you hugged? luke
Anything you’re looking forward to? 4 months and i’ll have (finally) finished sixth form. for those who don’t know i stayed an extra year to boost my grades which i kiinda regret
Do you currently have a hickey? ew
What’s better, amazing eyes or smile?...
Watchtoocooltobehipster:
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omg
this will never not be funny
School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
people who get really upset watching nature documentaries because a zebra dies but have no problem eating meat that’s had a much worse life and more cruel death than the poor zebra, don’t speak to me
my dad is the biggest wanker i know.
i will fucking punch him in the face next time
had such a good night last night
apart from getting pulled by the biggest wanker of a police man ever (i’m not anti police but this guy was such a dick) who made us all have interviews, and searched the van because he said he could smell cannabis. the two women that came to search us agreed that they couldn’t smell it either, so now i have a nice little form “front passenger seat - smell of cannabis”. but...
i feel so lucky to have the most beautiful dog on...
how can something be so cute?!
i get so angry when i hear christians thanking god for shit that they actually earned themselves, or that was created by man. i can’t think of a way to construct this argument without sounding like i’m one of those athiests who uses the “if god existz den y du ppl dy?” argument but hopefully you know what i mean?
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just about to roll a joint and crack on with some...
my (VERY anti-drugs) grandad shows up
if i don’t finish this assignment for tomorrow it’s all his fault :(
weed and a pint of orange juice
im happy again now
the most boring rant about the most common problem
in a seriously bad mood. feel like it’s all going tits up again and the only person i’ve got is luke (who of course i am very grateful for) but i’ve not seen any of my girl friends in so long, any effort to try and do so is wasted. i know it’s the most cliche thing in the world but i am sick of always being the one trying to make an effort with people. i don’t mean...
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stressed as a mother fuckaA
gunna be in £1000 debt within 2 months
why does 'lights' keep creeping back onto my dash?
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sticking postage stamps on my nipples
P-A-R-T-WHY? COS WE GOT 2
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